SNL: Hardball

I'd never seen the skit on Saturday Night Live, featuring John McCain as John Ashcroft and Tracy Morgan as Harry Belafonte.

When Morgan's Belafonte opined: "I'm just going to say what everybody's afraid to say: Osama bin Laden is an Uncle Tom!" I actually spit Diet Pepsi on the floor.

Which was scary, because I haven't had Diet Pepsi for five hours now.

Other favorites: "Poodles are the black man of the dog world."

Also, McCain's Ashcroft stating that he wouldn't feel safe until ever American had a barcode on their neck, and a chip in their head, which would be controlled by the remote control he was keeping in his pocket.