Top Five
Here and now, Tommy's top five favorite animals, in terms of how much he likes to eat them:
1. Chicken
2. Cow
3. Pig
4. Turkey
5. Deer (in jerky form)
And I have gotten it from a trusted source (my neighbor up the hill) that only one of those animals has a soul, but they are inherently evil, and would eat you, if they could.
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