Today's Funny
I dunno. Tired. Sleep Deprived. I thought this was funny as hell:
A man rushes into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! I've got a carrot in my left ear and a banana in my right ear and a chicken wing up my nose!!!!"
"Well, son," the old doctor says, "it's quite obvious you haven't been eating properly...."
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