Ten Top Trivia Tips about Big Stupid Tommy!
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Big Stupid Tommy.
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than Big Stupid Tommy.
- Big Stupid Tommy is the world's smallest mammal.
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Big Stupid Tommy.
- A lump of Big Stupid Tommy the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
- Czar Paul I banished Big Stupid Tommy to Siberia for marching out of step!
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Big Stupid Tommy.
- Scientists have discovered that Big Stupid Tommy can smell the presence of autism in children.
- The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Big Stupid Tommy, and 400 times smaller!
- The colour of Big Stupid Tommy is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!
I knew most of that already.
That thing about the tennis courts? They'll play the U.S. Open on me, this year.
Seen at Straight White Guy's and Acidman's
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