Dear Dusty Baker,

Dear Dusty Baker,

Dude. How about resigning, please? That, or learn how to shake up a lineup. You're what? 1-10 since the 29th? You've been outscored 68-13 in that time? You're losing every game by an average score of 6-1. Tonight's game was pretty much indicative then, wasn't it?

Yet you keep running the same lineups out there. Which isn't the problem I guess. Even when they change, your lineups go out with the same bullshit aggressive mentality. Wear a pitcher out, how about it? Walk a couple of times.

You suck, sir. I believe with every fiber of my being that any success you've had as a manager is 3 parts luck to every 1 part actual baseball knowledge and skill....

You are to baseball strategy what the guy who played Urkel is to baseball strategy.

Please leave.

Respectfully,

Me.