Dear ESPN,
Hi, how are you? I'm fine.
Except to say that there's nothing like nearly puking your breakfast sandwich while ESPN does a super slo-mo of Damion Easley rolling his ankle in last night's game.
Thanks, ESPN, for reminding me of the days of yore, when your programming wasn't dedicated to shilling for your other programs; those days when you'd fill the time by spending several minutes disecting Jason Kendall breaking his leg with several super slo-mo spots, including hi def close-ups of the bone popping through the leg.
Seriously, though. Not cool. If I could choose, I'd choose neither shilling for your own programming nor super slo-mo disections of stomach-turning injuries obtained on the playing field.
Perhaps you could spend time talking about a certain team in the Central Division of the National League holding on to first place for a second straight day!!!!1!
!!!!
Just saying.
Your pal,
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