Trap Jaw
Tri Clops may have been evil, and could see everything.
But Trap Jaw was a badass.
I mean, it's one thing to have a hook, a claw and a laser cannon for a hand. But it's another thing entirely to be able to traverse a zipline using a divet in your head.
Conceivably, I could have a cannon for a hand.
But I do not believe that I could use my head as a means of travel in such a way.
And though the commercial does not portray this, he could rend metal with his jaws.
You could not do that.
No.
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