Sweet Potato Fries

Sweet Potato Fries

There isn't much better in life than Sweet Potato Fries.

Don't let anybody ever tell you different.

If they do? Kick their ass.

Use that kung fu I saw you use. That time, out behind the Dairy Queen.

Remember? You know, when you got all offended when somebody said the word "snatch?"

About that? I still think they were using it as a verb, and that your own use of the word "pussy" in those loud epithets was both ironic, yet fitting, since you made them shit in a box after you were done beating on them.

That made you the toughest person I've ever met.

So, I have no worries that this Sweet Potato Fry thing won't be an issue for long.