Random Thought

What did Roy bring to the show? I mean really? You have all these little kids and teenagers, and then there's this 55 year old Giant Bear of a Man who turns around and booms "Roy!" And he's wearing a goofy-ass cowboy hat that way too small for his head. I'll bet he's like Bartleby. They hired him to build sets or something, and he just wouldn't go away. So they put him on the show.

Roy: My Least Favorite Mousketeer.