Sunday, November 17, 2002

So Tony Stewart wins the Winston Cup and all Wally Dallenbach and Benny Parsons can talk about during the NBC telecast is how Tony will have to shape up, because he's representing his sport, its history, its competitors, God and everybody, and acting like an asshole won't do anything toward forwarding the image of NASCAR.

You know, I think it would only help NASCAR if Tony became the biggest sumbitch racing has ever seen, besides Jimmy Spenser. And all next season, he did things like punch Mike Helton, drove the wrong way on the track during a race, or simply rode the whole Daytona 500 with his left hand out the window, waggling the bird the whole race.

He'd be like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Wouldn't you want to watch if Tony Stewart were to drive one of the road courses drunk off his ass?


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