Does ESPN have some kind of agreement with that Golden Palace.com online gambling group? Conventional Wisdom has been to not show it when an idiot runs on the field or the court of a major sporting event.

But a couple of times now in the past couple of weeks, somebody's come streaking (nekkid) out on the court or field of a professional sporting event (I think it was a soccer game and then again this past weekend at the French Open). And ESPN featured it prominently, even going to slow motion.

I'm just wondering. If that's the way it is, then I find ESPN culpable for this seeming upswing of idiots running onto the field in major sporting events. If you give them the celebrity they crave, it only encourages them. Fix it, or I'll take it over, and run it the right way.

To be honest, SportCenter hasn't been that good since it was Keith Olbermann and Dan Patrick every Monday morning. Stuart Scott and Kenny Mayne have made the list, by the way.

Officially. If you ignore Stuart Scott and Kenny Mayne, they'll go away. I honestly believe that.