A Suggestion

Folks, if you would....when you pull up to an island of pumps at the gas station, if there are two empty pumps in a lane, would you please pull all the way on up to the second empty space?

That second pump? It dispenses the same gasoline as the first one. And this way, if a car's behind you wanting to get gas, too, the both of us can get gas, instead of the second car having to shimmy his way around the gas station to try to get to that empty spot, only to have it taken by a decrepit yellow AMC Spirit.

Especially don't look at the guy who's honked his horn to get you to move up as if he's just blown his nose in your hair. That tends to anger and upset the guy in the truck.

Just a tip, from your old pal, Big Stupid Tommy.