Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Liminal

I'm losing weight. Slowly but surely. I've had a lot of crime to fight lately, so I've been getting that extra exercise in.

Problem is, I don't have a properly fitting pair of britches, anymore.

Some are too big.

Some are too small.

I belong to neither group. I'm a man without a country properly fitting pair of pants.

The shorts fit just fine, though. That's good.

Tomorrow is the First. I dress like I'm nine years old, and the First of April means it's officially BST Shorts-Wearing Season. (Lasts from April to Thanksgiving). Mark your calendars.

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