The Giants

The Giants

See, anytime I mention a baseball team that plays its game on the North Side of Chicago, they go on a losing jag. This makes BSTommy's blood pressure go up, and it makes him very sad, and liable to lash out and strangulate people for little things like interrupting a conversation just to answer a cellular telephone.

So, I won't mention them.

Seeing if this logic holds true, I'd like to mention the San Francisco Giants. Giants. Giants. Giants. Giants.

See, I'd like them to go on a nice losing streak. Barry Bonds, and Felipe Alou, and Jason Schmidt and all those other guys.

Lose. Please.

They're a game, game and a half or so behind another baseball team (whose name we will not mention), but this makes me uncomfortable. So I would like the San Francisco Giants to lose many games. And I'll keep mentioning them, because my words are like poison apples.

Giants. (Giants).

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