Honesty
To the person or persons who might have been waving at me in the Ingle's parking lot:
Hello. I'm sorry I didn't stop, or wander the 200 feet toward you. My eyesight sometimes isn't the greatest, and I should have come nearer to see who you were, or if you were, in fact, waving at me. There were multiples of you, so hello to you all.
I could tell you that I was in a hurry because I had frozen goods in my bags, and it was 184 degrees outside. (This is true, though this was not the reason I did not stop).
I could tell you that I was heading home to go to bed. (Not entirely untrue. It was a late night for yours truly, at the Southern Baseball League All Star Game, combined with an early morning at work. Papaw will hitting the hay rather soon).
The truth is? I had to poop.
Beer. Ballpark Hot Dogs. The heat and humidity.
Had to go. First thing I did when I got home.
Left the cold stuff on the kitchen counter until I was finished.
So. There you have it.
I hope you're well, and that your evening was free of the singular discomfort I was feeling some 20 minutes ago.
Most sincerely yours,
Big Stupid Tommy
Hello. I'm sorry I didn't stop, or wander the 200 feet toward you. My eyesight sometimes isn't the greatest, and I should have come nearer to see who you were, or if you were, in fact, waving at me. There were multiples of you, so hello to you all.
I could tell you that I was in a hurry because I had frozen goods in my bags, and it was 184 degrees outside. (This is true, though this was not the reason I did not stop).
I could tell you that I was heading home to go to bed. (Not entirely untrue. It was a late night for yours truly, at the Southern Baseball League All Star Game, combined with an early morning at work. Papaw will hitting the hay rather soon).
The truth is? I had to poop.
Beer. Ballpark Hot Dogs. The heat and humidity.
Had to go. First thing I did when I got home.
Left the cold stuff on the kitchen counter until I was finished.
So. There you have it.
I hope you're well, and that your evening was free of the singular discomfort I was feeling some 20 minutes ago.
Most sincerely yours,
Big Stupid Tommy
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