Chest crud. Lots of phlegm. I need a quality cough expectorant.

Bill's feeling a bit arrogant over here.

The fact of the matter is public opinion on the matter creeping downward. We may fight in Iraq, but the public won't tolerate much beyond that, especially if the economy continues to slump. A draft? It's political suicide. Fifteen months ago, you might have been able to get something like that through, some manner of compulsory military service. I don't think so, now.

My favorite part of the Super Bowl? Well, I liked the Reebok commercial where Terry Tate is running around tackling people in the office environment. The "advertising critic" on Good Morning America hated it, saying nobody in America will buy a pair of Reeboks because of that commercial. Maybe, but I'm of a mind to buy a pair of Reeboks to spite the "advertising critic."

But even better? The Saturday Night Live Weekend Update show. Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon are funny. The drunk girl bits are stupid, but so is Adam Sandler, and look where he is now.

At one point, a photo of an elephant with a leg raised over a horse, both are in circus regalia. Tina's caption is: "Horse don't belong in circus! Elephant belongs in circus!"

Maybe you had to be there. Great, funny stuff.

Lots of movie ads.

I liked the Hulk ad. The Hulk itself looked good.

Saw the Daredevil ad. I'll see it, but I'm not enthusiastic.

Bad Boys II!?!???!?!??!!!! What the hell is that? After Kangaroo Jack, Jerry Bruckheimer should be lynched.

Yeah.