I had a dream the other night that my friend Julie was running people down with her car. She said she'd taken it as a hobby. And when I was dismayed at the idea, Julie then threatened to run me over.

When I brought this up to her, she said that she had not taken such an avocation up. However, if her week pressed her more, she might.

Then she said: "But I would never run YOU over. Probably."

Chills me to the bone, it do.

NWATNA starts back up for 2003 tonight. Watch it on your TV. It'll be the greatest wrestling action to ever hit this here planet Earth in the year 2003.