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Wes Craven's They is definitely a movie. I can't give you much more than that. It's not necessarily a good movie. It's not really a bad movie, though it's leaning more towards that option. I'm thinking it was once going to be called Night Terrors, or something like that. Because the characters say "Night Terrors" just about 50 times over the course of the movie.

"Didn't you used to have Night Terrors?"

"I'm having Night Terrorrs again."

"Doctor, can you help me with my Night Terrors?"

"I can't come into work. I had really bad Night Terrors last night."

"If you had to choose between Pizza and Night Terrors, which would you choose?"

"I'll take Night Terrors to block, Tom"

"Aw, hell! Raul let the Night Terrors into the basement again."

"Well here's your problem: Your fuel pump's clogged with Night Terrors."

"Night Terrors destroy the Mets at Shea...film at 11."

"Star Trek XI: Deanna Troi's Night Terrors."

My personal Night Terror? Al Roker rubbing on my booty.

They suffers from a couple of the problems a lot of horror movies have. They fall into the trap where, just to make something work, a character does something that most people would not do.

There's the girl who goes searching for rats in the air conditioning shaft. Now you or I would more than likely, if we saw a rat, call the exterminator. But this girl decides to light her lighter and goes crawling hip deep into the 2'x2' duct.

But another way characters veer from traditional thought bothers me more and more as I think about it. Without revealing too much about the movie, the people are being chased by monsters from another dimension. Those little monsters marked them as children. And the mark is returning to those people now that they've entered adulthood.

The mark is an oozing, bloody, painful sore.

Now, I don't know about you. But if I have a dime-sized oozing, bloody, painful sore that lasts for more than, say, an hour? I'm going to a doctor. I discussed this with Alex last night. If they'd gone to a doctor, we as viewers would have been deprived of the wonderful scene where Laura Regan pulls the four inch long splinter out of her forehead.

I give They a 5 on a scale of 1 to 14, 9 being the highest and 11 being the lowest. Enjoy!