A typical conversation around casa de Big Stupid Tommy

This is how it went. At least, this is how I remember it. Hey! I've got a degree in Journalism! You must listen to me!

Me: What is that smell?

Bill: Probably my lunch in the microwave

Me: Are you cooking garbage out of the trashcan?

Bill: It's a Vegi-Burger.

Me: (un-impressed) Oh.

(And then Later)

Bill: It doesn't taste much better

Me: I wouldn't think so.

Bill: It kind of tastes like compost.