$8 for the Head of Shawn Estes

Dear Superman:

I'm not much of a praying man.

But if you would get the Cubs to release Shawn Estes, I would be ever so grateful. I wouldn't even ask for anything this Christmas, except for the third season of the Simpsons on DVD. The Diamondbacks (D'backs) are leading right now, 10-1. This is unacceptable.

If you bring me the Third Season of the Simpsons, I would accept Estes being moved to long relief, if Juan Cruz is moved promptly into the rotation.

Also, Superman. Could you do something about all these Depend Undergarment commercials? I'm tired of seeing them while I'm watching the news.

Thanks and much Love, Superman

Tommy