Friday Five

It's Friday, so that means "Weekly Shower" and "Friday Five."

1. When was the last time you laughed?

About a minute ago. Comedy Central was running a promo for this week's Man Show. I just caught it out of the corner of my eye. Joe Rogan going for a urinalysis--and I saw the doctor drinking Joe Rogan's urine sample.

2. Who was the last person you had an argument with?

I tend to have violent discussions within my inner monologues. Does that count?

3. Who was the last person you emailed?

Either my friend Julie or President Bush with my Weekly Complaint List.

4. When was the last time you bathed??

I resent this question.

5. What was the last thing you ate?

A banana.