Fair and Balanced Friday Five

Big Stupid Tommy's Friday Five.

I've reported my answers in the fair and balanced Fox News style.

1. How much time do you spend online each day?

Somehow, the other day, Big Stupid Tommy managed to be online for 26 hours. Don't know how, since last time I checked, there were just 24 hours in a day! He could have spent that time doing anything worthwhile...helping a charity, mowing the grass, chasing the homeless or, dare I say, finding a job.

2. What is your browser homepage set to?

Our sources were unable to find out the exact page BSTommy goes to first, but mark our words, the page is either bleeding-heart liberal, completely paranoid, self-important, or it is of no redeeming value....but I repeat myself.

3. Do you use any instant messaging programs? If so, which one(s)?

I'll give Big Stupid Tommy credit. He's too smart to use any IM messages to talk to his pinko friends. He knows that anything he says, in most worlds, would get him tried for treason!

4. Where was your first webpage located?

We have yet to positively link Big Stupid Tommy with the page: Saddam's Mosque of Very Weird Porno, Gorey Movie Images, Stolen Fox Television .wav Files and Progressive Communist Thought....but he's run that page for 24 years, since before even the internet was started.

5. How long have you had your current website?

Becase he's too lazy to actually do html, too poor to actually buy or rent a domain name and server space and probably too stupid to run a webpage on his own, Big Stupid Tommy has been running his blog page for right around nine months. He's due anytime....

Now. In the interest of fairness and balance, Big Stupid Tommy is allowed to rebut and answer on his own:

ahem: 1. an hour or two 2. my.yahoo.com 3. don't IM too much 4. this blog is my first homepage 5. they're pretty much on the mark with the fifth answer

Today's Friday Five, with apologies to the Bob and Tom show, is brought
to you by D.T.'s Pizza (formerly Shakey's).

I didn't write that last joke, but when they said it on the radio, I about sent sandwich up my nose.