A few Lasts

Because the Cubs aren't on TV, and I'm not actually bored enough to watch the Brickyard 400 on NBC (I'll listen to it while I write):

A Few Lasts:

last movie seen: I watched Dogma again the other night. Either Pirates of the Caribbean or Legally Blonde 2 was the last I saw in the theatre.

last cuss word uttered: "Dumbass." At a driver who pulled out in front of me

last beverage drank: 1 Liter of Water

last food consumed: Chicken Tender at lunch

last phone call: My sister called to say Bobcat Goldthwait was performing in Chattanooga at the Comedy Catch, and he blessed her when she sneezed during his show last night. I called Julie a couple of hours ago.

last tv show watched: Well, I've got the NASCAR race on right now. I watched Baseball Tonight all the way through last night.

last time showered: Yesterday evening. I need another.

last shoes worn: My big brown New Balance sneakers.

last cd played: R.E.M., Dead Letter Office, this morning.

last item bought: Chicken Tenders and a Sunday paper at Wal-Mart

last download: An update for my Windows Media Player

last annoyance: Raining at Wrigley Field. No Cubs game.

last disappointment: Not getting hired at the Waldenbooks warehouse.

last soda drank: Diet A&W Root Beer.

last thing written: I wrote a short story last night. It's called "Lester Loomins Finds a Girl"

last key used: the key with the double quote (") on it. Also, house key.

last words spoken: "Talk to you later" to a friend from my former workplace.

last sleep: Last night.

last IM: I don't IM much. Probably Jason Davenport, when he e-mailed me something and I saw he was still online.

last ice cream eaten: I ate a Mayfield's Turtle Tracks bars at my parents house last week.

last time amused: watching Reno 911 on Comedy Central

last time wanting to die: There was somebody I really liked and I said something inadvertantly mean to them. Wanting to die is too strong a word, but I felt terrible about it.

last time hugged: Thursday

last chair sat in: Ummm...this one? the Green Chair at my Computer?

last lipstick used: Does chapstick count?

last shirt worn: Does the one I'm wearing count? It's a gray t-shirt

last time dancing: I bust a move every Thursday morning at the Rose's on Mercury Blvd. from 9 to 10:45. Me and the Southeast Rutherford County Thursday Morning Old School Break Dancing Breakfast Club (SERCTMOSBDBC) meet at the Hardee's and then scoot over to the Rose's, lay down some cardboard and kick it! I'm the Secretary!

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