A Couple of Quotes

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart, on homosexual marriage:

"It's not mandatory, is it? Because I don't think my wife would like that..."

and on the uproar surrounding it:

"Unless they're forcing you into man-sex, I don't know why it's keeping people up at night..."

Also:

From a bumper sticker I saw on a Volvo today:

"Lowlander: There can be a few"

And: This is not a quote, but has anybody else noticed that if you put a black cloak on Pope John Paul II, he becomes Emperor Palpatine?