Crap in a Hat! (or a box)

Stupid Braves.

The Cubs left 8 on base as the Braves won 5-3 behind the efforts of John "I burned myself ironing a shirt while wearing it" Smoltz and Mark "Damn" De Rosa.

I'll say that Game 2 different, because now that it is over, I can go to sleep.

I'm gonna be such a crappy parent. I've had like 8 hours of sleep over the past 60 hours, and listen to me whine.

Well. If there is a bright side, it is thisde. Wrigley Field is guaranteed 2 games, now.

The key difference between good dogs and good cats, by the way? The good dog has a master, and accepts your superiority. The good cat will, perhaps, grudgingly accept you as an equal....if you're good and keep its litter box fresh.

But never forget that it is you that keeps the box of poop in your house, and it is not the cat that is emptying it.