What do You Call Your Cola?

Found on Busy Mom's blog:

Soda vs. Pop.

It's a geographical breakdown of what people call a generic carbonated beverage.

Coming from the south, it is and always will be a "coke." Whether I'm drinking Coca Cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or Sam's Choice Diet Dr. Thunder.

I always liked when the old people would come to the grocery store I worked at and called them "dopes."

Of course, I was terribly confused when they called the paper sacks "pokes."

And when the question was asked: Would you put my dope in a poke? I started to vomit in confusion.