Error in Judgment

You know, being Big Stupid Tommy, I've made my share of mistakes in life. I won't bore you with the details, but I am very much to blame for New Coke, UPN and the admission of Arizona into the union.

But that pales in comparison to what Shelly Lowery did.

You know, I'd just like to ask her....at which point did the idea of throwing a beer and porno party with a bunch of teenage boys seem like a good idea?

Just curious. I mean, was it at the grocery store, in the beer aisle? Or was it when you were buying the porno? Or were you just at the house, and you said, "You know what I'd like to do?"

And at whose suggestions was this whole deal? Was it her idea, or the kids?

Just curious. Especially since I have no frame of reference....since the average age of my high school English teachers was quite a bit more than 28.