Three Things, before I sleep

1. Today's shit in my pants moment was brought to you by the girl so involved in her cellphone conversation that she stepped right off the sidewalk into the path of my truck as I was driving down the street.

2. Les Jones has the latest Volunteer Tailgate Party up.

3. My new favorite euphemism for going to the toilet is "getting some religion." A co-worker said this the other night. I asked the derivation, and he calls it that because he's getting rid of his demons.