Today's Funny

From the e-mail (for my birthday):

So the two airline mechanics get off work at LaGuardia,
NY and one says, "Let's go have a beer", and the other
says, "Why don't we try drinking jet fuel? I hear it
tastes like whiskey, and you don't have any hangover
in the morning."

So they drink about a quart of it apiece and it tastes
great and they have a good time, but the next morning,
one of them calls up the other and he says,

"Hey, how do you feel?"

"I feel great."

"Me too. No hangover. Just one thing. Have you farted
yet?"

"No---- "

"Well, DON'T. I'm calling from Phoenix!"

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