Today's Funny

This is one of my favorite jokes:

Ronald McDonald decides he's had enough of the fast food business. The stress and repetitive nature of his job were too much. He went looking for new work.

He looked for a long time in the want ads, and an ad looking for a bus driver for the local school caught his eye.

He went down the school office, and the supervisor hired him on the spot.

Grabbing Ronald by the arm, the supervisor guided Ronald to his bus. It was a very brightly painted bus, with Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch and Grover and a lot of the characters from Sesame Street painted all over the vehicle.

With a pat on the back, the supervisor gave Ronald his route, and Ronald was on his way.

Ronald follows his map, and on his first stop, a little girl with a weight problem gets on.

"Hi," she says. "My name's Patty."

Ronald shakes her hand, and drives on to the second stop.

There, another heavyset girl gets on.

"Hi!" she says. "My name's Patty!"

"What a coincidence," he says.

The next stop, a little boy on crutches gets on.

"I'm Shaun," he says with a stutter. "And I'm special."

Ronald helps Shaun into his seat.

He drives on, and at the next stop, a little boy limps onto the bus.

"I'm Lester Chase," he says. "And my feet hurt!"

"I'm sorry," Ronald says.

And Ronald drives on, and something starts nagging at him. He can't figure out what it is, until he looks in his mirror, and sees Lester with his shoes off, picking at sores on his feet.

Ronald slams on the brakes, lets out a scream, jots a note, tapes it to the window, gets off the bus, jumps into traffic and dies.

Police investigators are at the scene when the bus supervisor shows up.

"What happened?!?!" he asks.

The policemen only shake their heads sadly, and hand the supervisor the note...

It read:

"Goodbye World....Everyplace I go, it's always the same....Two obese Patties, Special Shaun, Lester Chase picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus...."