Today's Funny

Today's Funny

I haven't posted a joke in a while:

A midget with a speech impediment or two was obsessed with horses. He decided to go out and buy another one for himself. He went to a breeder and asked to see the finest horse.

When he got to the barn with the other man he said, "Lifth me up so I can thee her eyesth pleasth" So the man lifts him up and lets the man look at the horses eyes, followed by its teeth.

"Very Nithe, can you hold me up to thee its mane?"

The man, a little aggravated picks him up so he can see the mane. After running his fingers through the hair, he asks to be put down.

Finally, the midget says "Can I thee the horse twat pleathe?"

So the other man is pissed, grabs the midget and shoves its face into the horse's nether-regions, and rubs it in.

The midget, completely stunned, backs away and says, "Ok, let me rephrase that, can I thee the horse gallop?"