Wednesday, November 03, 2004

He is a Hamburger

He is a Hamburger



He is a hamburger, yes.

But he is also a 2.5 billion dollar assassinbot, capable of infiltrating any environment, and carrying out any number of types of assassinations. He is responsible for the deaths of 17 rogue warlords in the wilds of sub-saharan Africa in the past year alone. He is believed to have been likewise involved in the deaths of several of the royal heads of Europe, the high holy hat of Australia and the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. He is the deadliest assassin in all the world.

He is also very tasty.

Verrry tasty.

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