Or Best Offer....
Or Best Offer...
I am worth $2,260,772 on HumanForSale.com
Apparently how hairy you are is something of a factor. I'm thinking you could trim my pelt once a year and use the hair for something useful. Perhaps you could make a blanket. Or use it as thermos insulation.
Do you have bad credit? No credit? Our on site financial team will work with you to get you the very best deal to buy me.
(Barry had the link, which amused me muchly).
I am worth $2,260,772 on HumanForSale.com
Apparently how hairy you are is something of a factor. I'm thinking you could trim my pelt once a year and use the hair for something useful. Perhaps you could make a blanket. Or use it as thermos insulation.
Do you have bad credit? No credit? Our on site financial team will work with you to get you the very best deal to buy me.
(Barry had the link, which amused me muchly).
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