Deer Jeebus...

Dear Jeebus...

Is it not enough to torture me with one of the most agonizing Cubs seasons in the past handful of them, but to have that same year end with the fucking St. Louis Cardinals winning the World Series?

I mean, come on! Most of their fans can't even pick up Fox on the rabbit ears in their trailers.

What did I do?

Or what didn't I do?

Have I not smitten enough infidels, Lord Jeebus?

Do I need to smite Kevin Federline? Because I will. In fact, consider that one done before Trick or Treating's done.