Today's Funny

Today's Funny

From this morning's e-mail...an oldie, but it made me smile early this morning:

Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter says, "you must each show me something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man goes digging through his pockets and pulls out a lighter. He flicks it on. "This represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter says.

The second man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of keys. He shakes them and said, "They're bells".

Saint Peter says "you may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man starts searching desperately through his pockets, and after several second, he finally pulls out a pair of women's panties.

Saint Peter looks without saying anything for a long time. Finally, he asks, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replies, "They're Carol's."