Fotograf

Fotograf

This is, hands down, the best picture ever taken of yours, truly. I'm a dapper, dapper sumbitch.



It surpasses this, which is the second best picture ever taken of me, from the elusive Patterson footage



This is another favorite picture. More than any other, this one captures the truest essence of who I am:



This one is near famous for how much it made my co-workers laugh.



On vacation.



A Classic.



Y'all have a good day.