Beware my mad mental skillz....

Beware my mad mental skillz....

This was a demonstration of my awesome telekinesis.



I have been asked to stop.

I did not stop because I was asked.

I stopped because anytime I use my telekinesis in such a way, I crap in my pants.

And, as my father told me once in a heart-to-heart, underwear and Spray n' Wash are expensive.