Sunday, October 12, 2008

Today's funny....

Today's Funny...

From the e-mail:

One day a man walks outside and hears this strange noise coming from one of his trees. He walks over to his tree, looks up and is surprised to find the source of this noise. What he finds is a large gorilla moving around in the top of his tree trying to get comfortable.

The man stops and thinks to himself, "How on earth am I going to get this gorilla out of my tree? There aren't any gorilla catchers in Tennessee are there?"

The man walks inside his house and gets his phone book and is looking in the animal control section and lo and behold! There actually is a gorilla catcher listed, so the man picks up the phone and calls the number. He reaches the gorilla catcher who says that he'll be there in ten minutes.

The gorilla catcher shows up in a big truck with a tool box in the back. On the toolbox is sitting a very large, very mean-looking dog. Next to this dog is a very large cage.

The gorilla catcher gets out of his truck and walks up to the man and shakes hands with him. The man then takes the gorilla catcher to the tree and points up at the gorilla.

After looking at the gorilla for a minute, the gorilla catcher walks back over to his truck and gets the dog off the tool box. Then, he reaches behind the seat, and pulls out a shotgun. He walks back over to the tree and sits the gun down next to the dog, whom he introduces to the man as "Clyde."

The gorilla catcher looks over at the man and says, "Here's the plan. I'm gonna climb this here tree and knock the gorilla out. When the gorilla hits the ground old Clyde here's gonna bite him in the nuts and hold on 'til I can get out of the tree and put the gorilla in the cage. Any questions?"

The man can't think of any so the gorilla catcher starts making his way up the tree. When the catcher gets almost halfway up the tree the man notices the shotgun next to old Clyde. He quickly calls up to the gorilla catcher and says, "Hey, what's the gun for?"

"Oh!" says the Gorilla Catcher. "Glad you asked! That's in case the gorilla knocks me out of the tree, I want you to shoot old Clyde before I hit the ground."

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