Chapter MMMCCXCV: In which our hero is again farty
Chapter MMMCCXCV: In which our hero is again farty
Just a note from the razor's edge that is my life:
Tonight, I started a game of bowling with a spare, and then reeled off six straight strikes.
In the eighth frame, I started my approach, and had to fart.
Not knowing the nature of the beast, and for fear that it might be a touch more frothy than I would like, I held it in. The act of clinching changed something in my posture. I took 3 pins in that eighth frame.
I will say that if I were wearing long pants, instead of cargo shorts, I might have let loose.
I'm not sure if there is a league provision for turds falling out of a pair of shorts, but I know on a lot of other levels, you'd call that a foul.
Just a note from the razor's edge that is my life:
Tonight, I started a game of bowling with a spare, and then reeled off six straight strikes.
In the eighth frame, I started my approach, and had to fart.
Not knowing the nature of the beast, and for fear that it might be a touch more frothy than I would like, I held it in. The act of clinching changed something in my posture. I took 3 pins in that eighth frame.
I will say that if I were wearing long pants, instead of cargo shorts, I might have let loose.
I'm not sure if there is a league provision for turds falling out of a pair of shorts, but I know on a lot of other levels, you'd call that a foul.
posted by Tommy at
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