Wednesday, July 03, 2019

Reminder

Here we are, 53 minutes away from Americaland's 243d birthday.  I feel compelled to remind you that when I am Emperor, there will be no holidays.

None.

However, there will be parades.  Lavish.  Spectacular.  With Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade style balloons.

Depicting my favorite scenes from film and TV.

Particularly looking forward to the Roddy Piper vs. Keith David balloons.

We will be having this parade daily.

Attendance will be compulsory.

You will enjoy it.

Enjoyment will be compulsory.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home