Willam

I watched Mallrats this week for the first time in a minute. 

I never had a mall.  The nearest one was a half hour away,  and the nearest good one was an hour away.  So I never was a mallrat.

We did have a dirt mall.   It closed up a couple years ago,  after dying a slow death over the previous decade.   The best socks I ever bought I bought there.  3 pairs for $5.  I still have 2 pairs.   Warm,  and comfy.

I realized that I did have a Jay and Silent Bob.   And a Brody.   I might qualify as a TS, but more likely I'm a Willam.  I kinda did my own thing.   Didn't really get shunned, but wasn't always included.   I've never seen one of those Magic Eye pictures in all my 48 years,  and I've had food stains on my shirt almost always.....