A little bit of prognostication:

Today, I think I'll have 2 peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch.
Everybody will ask how my vacation was, and I'll roll my eyes and say "short."
I will forget that I need to do laundry after work.
For about 8 minutes, I'll think about the time Vance Goforth sneezed and stabbed himself in the forehead with his pencil.
I'll wish I was Neal Page from "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" constantly.
Nothing good will come in the mail.
We will re-enact the scene from "Driving Miss Daisy" at lunch, where Daisy tells Hoke he's her best friend.