I'm on America Online. If you're on AOL, you've seen the startup screen, where they rotate news, sports and entertainment headlines.

Two headlines were out of synch this morning. The first showed a picture of Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin-Laden, with the headline "Best in Show." Then, the picture and headline switched, showing a picture of a man and a dog, and the headline "How Close Are They?"

I laughed for minutes.