Hey! I don't have anything better to do. So I'm posting one of those sendaround surveys that everybody sends everybody else.

Learn about me:

> Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your
> friends. What you're supposed to do is copy (not
> forward) this entire e-mail and
> paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change
> all of the answers so they apply to you. Then, send
> this to a whole bunch of
> people you know *INCLUDING* the person who sent it
> to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of
> little known facts about your
> friends.
> 1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

6:30 or so.

> 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON,
> WHO WOULD IT BE?

George Carlin

> 3. GOLD OR SILVER?

Silver
> 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

Old School. I recommend it.

> 5. FAVORITE TV SHOW?

The Simpsons, now that Andy Richter Controls the Universe seems to have been taken off.

> 6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

A Slimfast Shake if I have it. And a piece of fruit.

> 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
>

Snakes.

> 8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?

Nope. Thank God.

> 9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

Little things. I can't really give an example.

> 10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?

Stupid

> 11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY?

Country. Sand gets in my craw. So do people.

> 12. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Summer.
> 13. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

Butter Pecan

> 14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?

Salted.

> 15. FAVORITE COLOR?

Green.

> 16. FAVORITE CAR?

the Batmobile.

> 17. SANDWICH FILLING?

Yes. It was quite filling, thank you.

> 19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE?

Bossiness. Refusal to admit being wrong. Refusal to
admit ignorance.

> 20. FAVORITE FLOWER?

Ehh. They're all tied for first.

> 21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG
> WOULD YOU WAIT TO
> TELL PEOPLE?

How long does it take to rent Television time?

Just so I could get on a commercial spot just so I could list all the people who could kiss my ass.

> 22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK?

Huh?

> 23. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM?

The water is blue. Everything else is yellow, tan or
white.

> 24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?

11. Too many.

> 25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO?

To my spacious villa located right next to the Kelly
Mart in Niota, Tennessee.

> 26. CAN YOU JUGGLE?

Yes, if I don't think about it while I do it.

> 27. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK?

Wednesday. Is that right?

> 28. RED OR WHITE WINE?

Red, if I gotta. Anybody got any beer?

> 29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?

Went to Fat Mo's with Bill, Julie and Jason.

> 30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?

Is that some kind of crack about working for Goodwill?

> 31. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON THAT SENT
> THIS TO YOU:

Julie is intelligent, easy to talk to and she puts up
with my shit more easily than most.

>32. WHAT ARE YOU READING RIGHT NOW?

Close Range: Wyoming Stories, by Annie Proulx

> 33. WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO
> YOU?

Joe "Above Such Things" Thomas