I enjoyed this one quite a bit.

Subject: How to win a war

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once
and for all. They sat down and decided to
settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best
fighting dog in the world and whichever side's
dog won would be entitled to dominate the
world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred
them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They
selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
from the litter, and removed his siblings,
which gave him all the milk. After 5 years,
they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the
world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars
that were 5" thick and nobody could get near
it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush
showed up with a strange looking animal. It
was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt
sorry for Bush because there was no way that
this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the
Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened
up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage
and charged the American Dachshund---but when it
got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened
its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in
disbelief, "We don't understand how this could
have happened. We had our best people working
for 5 years with the meanest Doberman
and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing!", said Bush. "We had Michael
Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years
to make that alligator look like a weenie dog.