I try not to eat too much fast food. Here lately, because I've been running to and fro so much, it's been largely unavoidable.

However. This is a note to all those who eat lunch with me.

If ever, ever I say in your company that we should eat at Taco Bell, I need you incapacitate me. Whether that means a kick to the groin or a frying pan upside the head, I need you to take me out. To save me from myself.