This is related to and (probably) apropos of nothing on this site. But, writer Warren Ellis found this, and I'm sending it your way. Just because it was interesting, in a morbid kind of way.

You can read the whole article here, but the gist of the whole thing is that a kid went to the doctor complaining of stomach pains. When doctors operated on him, they found inside him what was once, inside the womb, his twin brother. Apparently the boy absorbed his brother during gestation, but the fetus (which would have been his conjoined twin) lived inside him. I say lived, but only in the parasitic sense.

We're getting closer and closer to Stephen King's the Dark Half becoming reality. Before you know it, there will be birds everywhere, and gravediggers disappearing from beneath our noses.

Also:

Would it kill Barry Bonds to run after he hits a homer? He's hit like 600 of the things, and 2 tonight. Act like you've done this before and don't show up the opposing pitcher.

And no, I don't excuse Sammy's hop either. I hate that just as much.