"Why did you throw that coffee pot away?"

"What coffee pot?"

"That coffee pot that you just threw away."

"I didn't throw a coffee pot away."

"Yeah you did. You just took it out."

"No....that was a diaper genie."

"Diaper Genie?"

"Diaper Genie."

"What's a Diaper Genie?"

"Well, you put dirty diapers in it. It bags 'em up. You save them in the can at the bottom."

"Dirty diapers?"

"Yep."

"And you put the diapers through it?"

"Yeah. Dirty diapers."

"No wonder my coffee tastes so bad...."