A Juan Gonzales line drive just about took a kid's head off last night. He got to go to the hospital and everything Rafael Palmiero gave him a bat.

Hmm. Take a line drive, get presents. I think I'm going to look into this. I don't like my job very much, and I've got quite the thick skull.

I think it would have been great if the kid had gotten up and come after Juan Gonzales, using the very bat that Palmiero had just given him.

And now, a quick list of the top James Earl Jones performances in film.

3. Star Wars
2. Field of Dreams
1. Best of the Best