Alright, I've got a job interview this morning. Would it be wise to mention my newfound affinity for facial tattoos?

What if I got hired, no facial tattoo?

But when I showed up, many, many ridiculous and scary facial tattoos.

Actually, here's the series of facial tattoos that I plan on getting:

1. On my left cheek, a tattoo of Bugs Bunny, with a word balloon that says "Duck Season."

2. On my right cheek, a tattoo of Daffy Duck, with word balloon that say s"Rabbit Season."

3. And On my fore head, a tattoo of Elmer Fudd looking befuddled.

Won't that be great? I think it'll open up great things for me.